Thursday, August 27, 2009

MISSLEADING THE SPACE RACE

The U.S. government* is lying to you! Man never walked on the moon and the PROOF is the FALSIFIED footprints. If the Lunar Module** failed to leave behind a BLAST crater on the surface of the moon, because of the dusty soil, then why did the “astronauts***” leave behind footprints in the SUPPOSEDLY dusty soil of the moon? The truth is HERE. They didn’t. Watch the video clips and you will discover a web of deceit goes all the back to the early FREEMASONS.

23 comments:

  1. why the hell you are full of crap
    i believe the moon landing hapend but if i dint and you are right let it go imagination is important

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  2. Ooooh. And I bet aliens are working with the government out of Area 51 too. Probably in an effort to keep them from stealing the earth's precious resources, we've handed our alien overlords access to cows and rednecks to perform anal probes (or perhaps just good BBQ) so they can glean secrets of our mis-guided, backwards civilization.

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  4. Foot prints = compacting the soil, with very little perturbation.

    Blast crater = blowing soil all over the place and settling back down in nearly the same location.

    Have you been to your first day of Kindergarten, yet? School as already started in many places, but if you are not too late, you may still be able to register, get yourself a gen-U-wine ed-U-ma-kay-shun and stave off the gradually eclipsing mental retardation you seem to enjoy flaunting so much.

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  5. Wow you are such a fail, The Onion wrote an article about you!!!

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  6. Wow. Thanks for telling it like it is, Ralph! And anyway - how can they walk on the moon at all? There's now gravity in space!!!!! Pwned, bitches!

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  7. I think you're on the right path, but you're a little bit in the wrong direction as far as uncovering anything of considerable value.

    Also, I'd like to point out that scientists agree that there is no 100% undeniable proof of how the moon was formed... only theories...just like the ones that are said on this web page. Now if you want to say these theories are ridiculous, well I must concede and say that the theories that these "scientists" come up with are ridiculous.

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  8. Wow. Some things are right, some are just plain ridiculous, and some of the people who post thier comments here (SOME, not all) just seem to lack a bit of... Education. I'm not taking sides, hell, I don't care if they landed on the moon or not, but there are some things that should be taken into consideration...
    As for what Jon E. said, I would have no clue about those kinds of physics...
    Tim? There is the smallest amount of Gravity on the Moon, enough to help them with walking.
    Ralph, you have posted the same video on the front page MULTIPLE times, why?
    For the male reflection, who else do you think took the photo? Invisible Aliens?
    The Stage lighting just seems kinda photoshopped to me... too blurry for me to see really.
    You say the landing was faked, but you support them dissecting aliens?
    Oh, and you sound a bit commie with the whole truth thing at the end of the second post.
    But as I said EARLIER in this post, and don't post just because of what I said above and ignore this text, I don't really give a carp whether it was faked or not. Hell I don't hold anything against you, and on an off note to show my lack of knowledge in American affairs, who the hell are the Illuminati?
    Damn, to think i'm in highschool and have a higher education then some people (Not you though) in universal subjects.

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  9. They obviously didn't go to the Moon! Then later they obviously didn't go back there again! Or on successive occasion! Sheesh.

    Why anyone believes this stuff, and other things like water is wet and the Earth is spherical,is totally beyond me.

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  10. No one does it better than The Onion for showing how stupid things are.

    Read "Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Was Faked" at http://www.theonion.com/content/news/conspiracy_theorist_convinces_neil?utm_source=a-section

    Ralph Coleman, you are a looser.

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  11. if we didn't have the space program, we wouldn't have silly putty. and i know we have silly putty. silly putty is great. you know what else is great, slinky's are great. hands down was a stupid game because i never won and you needed other people to play with. nobody ever wanted to play with me. and if we didn't have a space program my G.I. Joe wouldn't have had a space capsule. my G.I. Joe's space capsule was cool.

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  12. i am 100% positive we went to the moon. When I say we, I mean our entire family - my wife Maureen of 25 years, our three adorable and supremely adventurous and daring children and of course, our little Jack Russell Louie. We began practicing for the lunar descent by all of us sitting on our double bed and wishing it into the air. We could not believe it when after the third attempt, the bed rose vertically about 3 feet and stayed steady at that height for 10 minutes or so. Don't talk to me of any cover up! Of course we went! Frank and Maureen Liar.

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  13. I found this through the Onion.

    You are funny - consider standup.

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  14. The world will come to know if its possible to land on the moon only when other nations such India & China suceed in landing on the moon.

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  15. And you will only realize how wrong you were when they take photographs of our footprints. Or the American flags we left there. Or you could just look up experiments we've performed with the retroreflectors we left there.

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  16. When the conspiracy theorists began to denounce the lunar landing as a hoax, perhaps the main element they pointed to as a starting point was the apparent movement of the flag in the landing video showing that "it was moving, so there must have been a wind and yet there is no atmosphere on the moon so the whole thing was obviously faked." I say to that what I have always said. First: Gravity on the moon is 1/6 that of earth. And Second: Newton's first law of motion. Duh!

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  17. I have to laugh at the people who actually think this is a real conspiracy site. Here's a clue, people: the link to "The Only RELIABLE NEWS SOURCE IN AMERICA" under "Reliable Sources" goes to the Onion itself. If that's not enough for you, note the complete lack of content except for a bunch of YouTube links and the fact that the first comment doesn't appear until August 31, when the Onion article was published. You people are such dupes, who are just as easily fooled as the moon landing hoax crowd that they're parodying.

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  18. You might win more people over, or at least seem a little more professional by employing a spellchecking program. Misleading has only one "s".

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  19. Guys, you do realize the name of the jpeg image is "onionmoonlanding.jpg" ? This blog was created by The Onion. It's part of the joke.

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  21. I wonder why the Onion did not sell ads on this page? I'll bet it has had a few thousand hits since the article. I love the Onion by the way!

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  22. @Tim

    For gosh sake, my 3rd grader is learning about mass and gravity. His last science test he was asked a question "since the moon has less gravity than the earth, would you weigh more or less on the moon?"

    Gravity - the force between two bodies is the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance of their separation times the gravitational constant. Or in mathematical form:

    F = G*(m*M)/r^2

    Oh, and by the way - the gravitational pull of the moon causes tides on Earth!!

    You say "Pwned, b*tches", we would tell you your comment was an "Epic Fail"

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